Thursday, August 28, 2008

Selections from H.P. Lovecrafts Brief Tenure as a Whitman's Sampler Copyriter.

From the erudite wit of McSweeney's Internet Tendency's Luke Burns comes Selections from H.P. Lovecrafts Brief Tenure as a Whitman's Sampler Copyriter. Mere words cannot hope to do justice to the eldritch, indescribable, otherworldly funny that follws...

White Chocolate Truffle

What black arts could have stripped this chocolate of its natural hue? The horror of the unearthly, corpselike pallor of this truffle's complexion is only offset by its fiendish deliciousness.